GENERAL BIRTHDAY MESSAGES:

1.  So many candles - So little cake! Happy Birthday!

2.  Notify AARP!  It's (name's) birthday!

3.  (name's) not old - He's youthfully challenged!

4.  (name) isn't aging--she/he's increasing in value! 

5.  50 ???  I demand a recount!

6.  (name's) wild oats turned out to be shredded wheat!

7.  Chronologically gifted!

8.  40 -- 18 with 22 years old experience!

9.  50 is 5 perfect 10s! Happy Birthday1

10.  Age is just a number - (name) is unlisted!

11.  39 Again? Talk about recycling!

12.  You are how old?  You look so lifelike!

13.  Young at Heart - Older Elswhere!

14.  Fifty year old, one owner, needs parts , make offer!

15.  It's not about age, it's about attitude!

16.  Bada boom bada bing, (name) is doing the (age) thing!

17.  In dog years, you'd be dead! Happy (age) Birthday!

GRADUATION

1.  The Tassel is worth the Hassle! Congratulations (age)!

2.  Jump & Shout! (name's) finally out!

3.  Isn't it cool! (name) has graduated high school! Class of (year)

4.  You made it, you did it, now let's celebrate it (name)!

5.  Happy Graduation! (name) class of (year)!

6. Look out world hear he/she comes! Class of (year)!

7.  Honk! (name) celebrated! Class of (year)!

COWS

1.  Holy Cow (name) is (age now!  Happy Birthday!

2.  (name) don't have a cow! You're only (age) now! Happy Birthday!

3.  (name), We are mooooved by your (age) birthday!

4.  Mooos Flash! It's (name) (age) birthday!

5.  (name) is over the hill and out to pasture - Happy Birthday!

6.  (name's) an udder year older! Happy Birthday!

7.  We herd (name) is out to pasture at (age)! Happy Birthday1

8.  Your (age) (name).  Party till the cows come home!

9.  (name) you don't look calf your age!

10. (name), It's your birthday! Milk it for all it's worth!

11.  (name's) (age) today and that's no bull! Happy Birthday!

12.  It's udderly fantastic! (name's) graduated! Congratulations!

FLAMINGOS

1.  We flew in for (name's) (age) Birthday!

2.  Flocks of love on your (age) birthday!

3.  Feather you like it or not, it's your (age) birthday!

4.  The gang's all here for (name's) (age) Birthday!

5.  Happy Bird-Day!

6.  (name's) still flying high at (age)! Happy Birthday!

7.  (name) Happy Birthday you old Bird!

8.  We're tickled pink to hear you are (age) today! Happy B-day!

9.  A little birdie told us you're (age) today!

10.  Gotcha! These birds don't sing! Happy Birthday!

DINOSAURS

1.  (name) may be (age), but not yet extinct! Happy Birthday1

2.  (name), Welcome to Geriatric Park! Happy Birthday!

3.  To someone born in the Ice Ages! Happy Birthday (name)

4.  14,600 days old, but not yet extinct! Happy Birthday (name)!

5.  Once idolized, now fossilized! (name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!

6.  Our dad is a blast from the past! Happy Father's day!

7.  No Bones about it! You're the best!

8.  We hope you have a Dino-Mite birthday!

              TEDDY BEARS

1.  Bearing Birthday Wishes for (name)!

2. (age) bear hugs for (name's) (age)th birthday!

3.  Un-Bear-Able at (age)! Happy Birthday!

4.  Grin and Bear it, (name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!

5. You are Beary Special to me! Happy Birthday!

TOMBSTONES

1.  (name) Here lies your youth!  Happy (age)th Birthday!

2.  Tomb It may Concern - (name) is (age)!

3.  Getting old beats the alternative!  Happy Birthday!

4.  It's better to be over the hill than under it! happy Birthday!

5.  A moment of silence, (name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!

6.  Hi Ho, Hi Ho, over the hill (name) goes! Happy (age)

SMILEY FACES

1.  Smile! It's your birthday!

2.  We wanted to start your birthday off with a Smile!

3.  We're grinning ear-to-ear cause (name's) (age)th birthday is here!

  RED HEARTS

1.  (name's) still a heart throb at (age)! Happy Birthday!

2.  Our hearts go out to (name). She/he is (age) today. Happy Birthday!

3.  (name's) still young at heart! Happy (age) Birthday!

4.  (name's) a real sweetheart at (age)! Happy Birthday!

5.  We can heartly believe it's your (age) birthday!

CROWS

1.  Happy (age) Birthday (name) you old crow!

2.  We're circling for (name)'s (age) Birthday!

3.  Something to crow about (name) is (age) today! Happy Birthday!

4. You honk, We'll flap for (name's) (age) birthday!

5. Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name)

PENGUINS

1.  Chill out (name), it's cool to be (age)! Happy Birthday!

2.  (Name) Have the coolest birthday ever!

3.  To someone born in the Ice Ages! Happy Birthday (name)

4.  Happy (age) Burrr-thday (name)

5.  Name's still chillin at (age)! Happy Birthday!

BATS

1.  (name's) gone batty at (age)! Happy Birthday!

2.  Happy (age) birthday (name), you old bat!

3.  Guess who's going batty at (age)! Happy Birthday!

4.  (name's) still batty at (age) Happy Birthday!

SHEEP

1.  Ewe's how old? Happy Birthday!

2.  I love ewe! Happy Birthday! (or Happy Anniversary)

  PIGS

1.  Happy Birthday (name)! You are Ham-azing!

2.  Go Hog Wild on your Birthday!

3.  Pig Out! It's (name's) birthday!

4.  The Porkers are here for (name's) birthday!

5.  (name), Aged like fine swine!

6.  In pig years you'd be a football! Happy Birthday!

FROGS/TOADS

1.  Hoppy Birthday (name)!

2.  Wart's up? It's (name's) (age) birthday!

3.  Have a toadally un-frog-etable birthday!

4.  Don't croak (name)! You're only (age)!

5.  Time's fun when you're having flies! Happy Birthday!

6.  Someone toad us it's your birthday!

TRAFFIC SIGNS

1.  All roads lead (name) over the hill!  Happy Birthday!

2.  (name's) youth screeched to a halt! Happy Birthday!

3.  (name) is (age) and still stopping traffic!

4.  (name's) youth sped right past him/her!

5.  (name) - Diagonally parked in a parallel universe

DUCKS

1.  Rubber Ducky, You're the One!

2.  Isn't It Ducky?  (name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!

3.  We Are All Quacked Up To Say "Happy Birthday!"

4.  A Little Birdie Told Me To Say "Happy Birthday!"

5. Waddled In To Say "Happy Birthday!"