25 PINK FLAMINGOS

These two foot tall beauties arrive at night (or whenever you like) and brighten up a lawn and your loved one's face.  Guaranteed not to fly away or leave droppings.

HOLSTEIN COWS

These plastic cows stand 2 feet high.  Very realistic, they even have udders!  Sample messages include "Have you herd the mooos? Mike is 40" or "Holy Cow! Mike is 50 now!"  Or make up your own udderly fantastic message.

TOMBSTONES

Flat displays with gray stone look.  20+ tombstones read "Over the Hill", "Will B. Gray", "Ima Goner", "Old as Dirt", and many more.  Sample main message could read "A Moment of Silence for Bob", "Here lies Bob's Youth", or any message you want.  Great idea for victim's milestone birthday.

DINOSAURS

These plastic dinos are two ft tall including the tail.  Great for birthdays.  Sample messages: "Welcome to Geriatric Park! Happy 50th Bob!" or "Bob may be 50, but not yet Extinct!"

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN..."

Features Two separate signs and messages for the price of one. The main sign has your personalized message to the "victim". The second sign reads "You know you're old when..." surrounded by more than 20 individual signs that have different gag answers to finish the sentence, such as"You know you're old when...  "Your knees buckle and your belt won't",  " When happy hour is a nap"," Your back goes out more than you do", and many more. 

BUZZARDS

Great for birthdays!  "Happy 60th Birthday! You Old Buzzard!!, etc.

BATS

Fill their yard with 25 Black Bats. Sample saying "Still Batty at 60! Happy Birthday Jean!". Bats can be combined with tombstones or any other display. Bats are 20" long.

TEDDY BEARS

These plastic bears are 1 1/2 ft high.  They are tan and sport a red bow tie.  Looks like Winnie the Pooh.  Great for all occasions, especially Anniversaries, Birthdays, Birth Announcements, etc.  Kids love them too.  Sample messages: "Grin and Bear it, Mike is 40!", "Un-Bear-Able at age 40! Happy Birthday Mike", or any other bearable message.

TEDDY BEAR COUPLES

This display features 10 pairs of Teddy Bears so that they are facing each other and appear to be smooching.  Between each couple we place a red heart.  Great for Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, Proposals, etc.

20+ PIGS

These plastic porkers are fleshtone colored, 1 1/2 ft high, and have brown eyes, realistic snout and curly tail.  Sample messages include "Somebody Squealed! Mike is 40!", or can be combined with Red Hearts and read "Hogs and Kisses, and Birthday Wishes", or whatever message you want.

HERSHEY KISSES/PIGS

 Hershey's Kisses combined with Pigs to make a cute statement. "Hogs and Kisses and Birthday Wishes!" Kisses can be displayed alone or combined with pigs, etc.

CANDLES & SMILEY FACES

Surprise your loved one with 20 large Birthday Candles. These can be combined with smiley faces or red hearts, and a personalized message.

20+ CROWS

These 2 ft high crows are great for Birthdays, Retirements, etc.

TRAFFIC SIGNS

Great for milestone birthdays. Main message board could read "All Roads lead Mike over the Hill", etc.  Each of the 20+ traffic signs have different sayings that tweek actual road signs, such as "Narrow Mind Ahead", Old Fogey Crossing", "Memory Detour Ahead", "Fast Lane Ends", and many more.

SMILEY FACES

Everyone loves a nice smile.  How about 20+ of them along with a special message.  Very similiar to those cute "have a nice day" smiley faces from the 70's.  Great for all occasions, including Birthdays, Anniversaries, Get Well Soon, Congratulations, etc. They can also be combined with other displays, such as red hearts, flags, etc

STOP SIGNS

Fill their yard with 25 Stop Signs and a personalized message. Example: "Stop and Honk for Jill's Birthday!"

BLACK CLOUDS

Brighten up their milestone Birthday with 25 Black Clouds and a personal message. Can be used for #30, #40, or #50th Birthdays.

GOLD STARS

20+ Gold Stars for that big or little Star in your life!

GREY HARES W/ FLAMINGOS

"Grey Hares" (grey hairs) mixed with pink flamingos or any other combination if your 'victim' is starting to show some grey on top. "Noticed a few Gray Hares! Happy 40th Birthday", etc.

ICE CREAM CONES

Great for kids (of all ages). Some sign message could be "I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream...Happy Birthday!", or "40 Scoops for 40 Years", or "Here's the Scoop...I Love You!" or "You're my Favorite Flavor...I'm melting for you!"

GREEN FROGS/TOADS

Green Frogs/Toads can be displayed alone or combined with flamingos.  Sample messages: "Someone toad us it's your Birthday", "We hopped in for Mike's Birthday", etc.

I LOVE YOU

This is a favorite for Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, etc. Or surprise him or her for no special reason at all!

FLAGS/UNCLE SAM

Think of how surprised that special patriot in your life will be when they see Old Glory waving proudly on the lawn. Can be combined with six 3 ft tall Uncle Sams if you like, to make a super patriotic display.  Great for Birthdays, July 4th, Memorial Day, Veteran's Day, etc.

PENGUINS

Great for Birthdays, etc.  Especially effective during winter months.

SHEEP

These 2-D sheep are 1 1/2 ft high.  Comes with 20+ white sheep, and 1 black sheep (every flock seems to have one).  Sample messages: "Turning 40 isn't so baaaad!", or " We love EWE. Happy Birthday!", etc.

GRADUATION HAPPY FACES

Celebrate that graduate's accomplishment with a yard full of smiley faces decked out in graduation caps.  Great for any graduation. "The Tassel is worth the Hassle!", "Congratulations Megan!", etc.

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RUBBER DUCKIES

Surprise your loved one with 25 Yellow Rubber Duckies! Great for birthdays or any occasion.  Ducks are 1 foot long.

BABY BOTTLES, TEDDY BEARS & DUCKIES

Welcome home the new mom and baby with a yard full of baby bottles, yellow duckies, & teddy bears.  Bottles come in BLUE or PINK. 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q.  How much does a Signs By The Yard display cost?

A.  A lawn display costs $69 tax included.  This includes everything, featuring a sign w/ your personalized message, 20+ display pieces, delivery, and pick-up.  Extra days are $10 each.  For the same price as a dozen roses delivered, you can give a unique gift with much more impact and one they will long remember. Or just $45 for a Do-It-Yourself display.We accept cash, checks, Visa, and MasterCard. There is a transaction fee on all credit card orders.

Q.  When do you deliver and pick up the displays?

A.  We usually deliver and set up the displays at night so the recipient will be surprised first thing in the morning.  We pick up the displays 1 or 2 days later.  Other delivery times may be arranged.

Q.  Is a message included with the display?

A.  Yes.  A 4 ft tall sign is included with your display.  Each sign can hold up 10 words.  We have many sample phrases to choose from, or you can personalize your own message.(see bottom of this page)

Q.  When and where do you deliver?

A.  We deliver 7 days a week, including most holidays, and serve the Wichita KS area.

Q.  How far in advance should I plan my surprise?

A.  It is best to reserve your display at least 3 days in advance.  However, we can perform a same day or next day service, based on availability.

DO-IT-YOURSELF AND SAVE $$$

Do you live outside our delivery area, but close enough to drive to Wichita, KS to pick up the display?  Or would you like to create your own lawn greeting surprise?  Why should we have all the fun?  The Do-It-Yourself Rental is for 48 hours.  The rental period can be extended for a small fee.  A Do-It-Yourself Rental costs $ 45.  You SAVE $24 OFF the regular fee.  To place a Do-It-Yourself order, try to call at 3 days in advance.  We accept last minute orders, but may not have everything you need in stock.

SUPER-SIZE YOUR ORDER

Every display consists of 20-25 display ornaments ( flamingos, cows, bears, etc.).  This will cover most yards generously. However, if you would like to really 'saturate' a yard, we will add 15 more pieces to the display to make a 'monster display'.  For only $15 more, we will 'super-size' your order by adding 15 more pieces. These can be the same display piece, or a different display piece, to make a combo display.

MIX AND MATCH YOUR DISPLAY

You can now mix and match your display order, if you wish. If there are two displays you like, we put put them together to make a variety display. For example, we put 12 yellow smiley faces with 12 red hearts to create an "explosion of color" display. Other examples could be cows/pigs, KU/K-State, smiley faces/flags, or any combination you can think of. All for no extra charge!